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Field Demotivational Poster


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!


FIRST AID -


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
th** he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5


WRONG ME -




MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL -


TAGS: lambeau field green bay
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 2:34 pm
I was at Lambeau Sunday afternoon where the same military honors were done by the crowd numbering some 70,000 roaring drunk fans!
EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:08 pm
Yup!


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield




DEDICATION - Taking Google maps to a whole new level




CONSTANZA’S WORDS -


TAGS: s words steinfield
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ronsart

whatukno - December 22, 2009, 1:36 am
That was George Carlin.
GoForthAndDie - December 19, 2008, 5:03 pm
Wasn't that originally George Carlin's?


MADAM... -


TAGS: children day wc fields
Rating: 4.32/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:41 pm
Desensitized......I'm stone sober...(god this sucks)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
Desensitized or self medicated?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:30 pm
I gotta be Me.....I gooootta beeeee Meeeeeeeee!......I can't help myself I'm thoroughly desensitized.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:28 pm
Mooooooooooooooo, you think of me while you fap. Wow im scared, no honored, no ummmmmmmmmm yea. How about you just don't do that. Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:22 pm
Too late.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:21 pm
ROR! Nice, now just don't think of me when you fap and we can still be friends, ok.
ICEMAN - March 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thought you might like that, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:09 pm
mmmmmmmm, kids taste good!


OBJECTIVES -


TAGS: strawberry fields of flanders
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm
Genius.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants in military operations - not the movie... but please disregard. The stretching is reaching the break point.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
I'm missing the reference... could be the lack of libations.
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
What the mouse is gonna be feeling inside his head in about 3 seconds, give or take...
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! I'll just a**ume you're too sober, mooooo.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:24 pm
Fog of war?
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Might I suggest peanut b***er. (Smooth, not chunky... trust me)
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 9:21 pm
"Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about"... Fog of War, you know?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
d***...I should have seen that coming. Aggy you Bastard.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:18 pm
Now when you say GF's "cat"....
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
See how I did that? Grounded a funny with personal fact? Isn't it annoying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:17 pm
Animals are weird that way. TTH's dog loves baby carrots and orange slices but won't eat my GF's cat.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:15 pm
One of my cats eats strawberries, melon, apple... and won't touch meat of any kind.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:14 pm
That cat so DOES NOT want that freakin' strawberry. I wish the poster had clarified that. It would have been helpful. Jus' sayin' ... don't be hatin'.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:57 pm
5 lions forever!
Haarakkon - July 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row" Thanks, Sean.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
And the tags? You cheeky bastard, you.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 3:39 pm
Haar this is priceless. My favouritist of yours. Great.


CLAIRE STANFIELD - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: baccano claire stanfield rail tracer vino
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Staz

Baccano - August 30, 2009, 4:06 pm
Claire is aweome! Great show :)
Sho - October 21, 2008, 2:33 pm
no, i think he/she is deaf
DOGOD - October 20, 2008, 8:25 pm
I must be whispering then


THANKS, RON -




THE INTERWEBS -


TAGS: it must be wifi out in the field there
Rating: 3.42/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:15 pm
No you forgot the b*** plug JKJK


ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.


TAGS: rodney dangerfield graduation advice
Rating: 4.47/5

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rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:22 pm
Rodney is awesome by himself in Back to School. Then he made it even better with Sam Kinison as the crazy history teacher and the cameo from Kurt Vonnegut. The Vonnegut bit is dear to my English major heart. Thanks for 5 L's.
Arvantillian - July 10, 2011, 7:49 am
had to 5-L, for Rodney was the man, and the movie was awesome
huuddathoughtit - July 9, 2011, 11:30 am
Rodney was the man!!!


11 NOVEMBER 1918 - "The war that will end war" Ended !


TAGS: ww i armistice flandersfields unknownsoldier
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:35 am
I guess that's what he wanted to say. 5 depressed warriors
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Only thing is....it didn't.


OR MAYBE ITS I SAID SO -




Flying Saucers -


TAGS: flying saucer landing field
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 10:56 am
..or land someplace level, away from power-lines.


MOTIFAKE - A site for sore eyes.




COLUMBUS DAY -




THINNING THE HERD -


TAGS: the tallest thing in the field is a lightning rod
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:48 pm

hmmmm, I am always inside my double wide dyring tornado season. love it
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:30 am
Beautiful, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:52 pm
Daaaam Haar! You just can't make a bad poster can you!
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
Needless to say, the pegasus and unicorn are no more.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:50 pm
Amsome. Nice one Har


FRIENDS -




FIELD GOALS - So that white players can score too




MINEFIELD DUTY - Someone's just been excused




JUST GO OUT A LITTLE FURTHER -




Morning to mourning -




Precisely -




BREATHTAKING -


TAGS: poppies field springtime bees humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:13 pm

LOL!~
CloudchaserS - July 13, 2013, 12:03 am
Especially the bees on the island led by Sister Summersisle
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 10:17 pm

LOLOLOL!~~Didn't even notice! But, dayum~~they do look like tulips, don't they?!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 9:34 pm
Sneaky little suckers indeed! They made those poppies look just like tulips...evil I'm tellin' ya! 5L evil little buggers!


Twisted Words -


TAGS: play on words meanings farmers fields cows bulls
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:56 pm
Take his wife...seriously?
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:32 pm
Ouch! Rodney Dangerfield?


STORY OF MY LIFE -




FALLEN STAR -




FORTRESS -


TAGS: sally field
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:54 am
LMAO!


HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...


TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.


YES - I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY


TAGS: battlefield 1942 church battlefield1942 eagames
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:34 pm
I have this game! You can post this to Respawned if you haven't already. :-)


INCAPACITY -


TAGS: dead battlefield defeat humanity
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by forseti

drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
forseti - May 14, 2012, 1:17 am
Obviously you only know black and white. Believe it or not, for these guys you are an invader. You are truly evil in their sight. I'm convinced that all of these "evil people" would love to be e.g. a farmer instead of killing others.
dagoblin - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
Obviously you have never seen a battlefield. Believe it or not, there are truly evil people in the world that want to kill you. Making them dead is a good thing.
AcidRain - May 9, 2012, 3:32 pm
Hording: For the man that has everything, there is always more to take.
forseti - May 9, 2012, 1:59 pm
So mankind can't wait 50 years for a natural solution to this problem?!? BTW: What's your awesome quality that further our species? Besides darwinism? ;)
SteveFurlong - May 9, 2012, 11:14 am
Some people are a detriment to the species. Their lives diminish us. Their deaths clear the way for something better.


FIELD MULE -


TAGS: field mule
Rating: 3.44/5

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DESK SERGEANT -


TAGS: look mr congeniality we cant use you in the field
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - October 13, 2009, 8:23 pm
A cop called "Mooooooooo"... just doesn't sound right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2009, 4:50 am
There's NO way that you're a Cop Derek........Unless we're talking "Keystone"
Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:10 am
And/or that we're afraid your behaviour on the street is going to get you killed.


JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard sheep airmen marines foot patrol fields of fire
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:49 pm
tsk tsk
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Bwahahaha! Nice bait.


WRIGLEY FIELD - HEAVEN ON EARTH


TAGS: wrigley field
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mark - February 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
mORON 4 hIRE - I'm sure you can find employment in the left field bleachers with the rest of the Wrigley Field losers. GO WHITE SOX!


CORNFIELD SEA CREATURES -


TAGS: cornfield sea creatures
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by equalizer

R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:33 pm
Wheatfield.
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:42 pm
Think before you trip before you post


STRAWBERRY FIELD - forever


TAGS: strawberry field beatles music song
Rating: 1.06/5
Milk and Cheese - July 30, 2008, 4:07 am
N00B!


develop -


TAGS: jack canfield want fear develop
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

concern3 - September 10, 2015, 5:53 am
excellent contribution, a 5er
GaryO - September 9, 2015, 10:24 pm
fav...easy
Oldsod - September 9, 2015, 9:39 pm
...this goes into the classroom file...
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2015, 5:32 pm
Great posts Angel! This one especially.
Reality Lord - September 9, 2015, 3:35 pm

awesome series LA. my fav is on the adult side.


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